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RIMMER: Do you think its because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations causing a major tachion surge that has over loaded the time matrix?
KRYTEN: No sir, I've just been jabbing it too hard |
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LISTER: Drop dead Rimmer
RIMMER: Already have done
LISTER: Encore
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RIMMER: If we board that ship and get captured were finished. However, if we board that ship don't get captured but the super-structure disintergrates around us were finished. On the other hand, if we board that ship don't get captured and the super-structure dosen't disintegrate arround us, but we can't find any fuel we are in fact finished
LISTER: Thats about the shape of it yeah
KRYTEN: After you with the balls sir
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RIMMER: Can you imagine a society composed entirely of me?
CAT: I'm trying not to, last time I did that it took me a week to dry the matress!
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LISTER: Rimmer, the escape pod is not an option.
RIMMER: Why not?.
LISTER: It escaped last thursday, I was having a few beers, I couldn't be bothered moving so I used the release mechanisim as a bottle opener.
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RIMMER: Step up to red alert!
KRYTEN: Are you absolutely sure sir it does mean changing the bulb.
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This quote comes from the backwards universe |
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ACE: Tish pshaw nonsence, any old twit can hug the event horizon of a black hole then loop the loop round a spinning singularity at twice the speed of light then slam the engines into reverse and blast out of an imploding nebula.
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