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RIMMER: Do you think its because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations causing a major tachion surge that has over loaded the time matrix?

KRYTEN: No sir, I've just been jabbing it too hard

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    • 44 k

    KRYTEN: I have as much interest in saving my own life as a chronicaly depressed lemming.

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    • 204 k

    RIMMER: If we board that ship and get captured were finished. However, if we board that ship don't get captured but the super-structure disintergrates around us were finished. On the other hand, if we board that ship don't get captured and the super-structure dosen't disintegrate arround us, but we can't find any fuel we are in fact finished

    LISTER: Thats about the shape of it yeah

    KRYTEN: After you with the balls sir

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    • 140 k

    KRYTEN: What on earth are we going to do?

    CAT: I goddit! we laser our way through

    KRYTEN: Ah! an excelent suggestion sir with only two minor draw-backs, one we don't have a power source for the lasers, and two we dont have any lasers

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    • 55 k

    RIMMER: Step up to red alert!

    KRYTEN: Are you absolutely sure sir it does mean changing the bulb.

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    • 274 k

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    • 123 k

    KRYTEN: They've taken Mr Rimmer, sir they've taken Mr Rimmer.

    CAT: Quick lets get out of here before they bring him back

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    • 58 k

    KRYTEN: Mr Rimmer would be efectivly dead.

    CAT: Hey, things are lookin' up already.

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    • 91 k

    CAT: All in all 100% sucessful trip!

    KRYTEN: But sir, we lost Mr Rimmer.

    CAT: All in all 100% sucessful trip!

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    • 225 k

    LISTER: Why don't we scrape away this mortor here, slide one of these bricks out, then using rope weaved from stands of this hessian, rig up a kind of pulley system, so when a guard comes in we set up a trip wire so he gets laid out then we put Rimmer in the guards uniform, he leads us out we steal some swords and fight our way back to the bug...

    KRYTEN: Or we could use the teleporter.

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    • 73 k

    [SFX GUITAR NOISE]

    KRYTEN: Yeah the axe man is back!

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    • 25 k

    KRYTEN: Do I have a head shaped like an ammusing ice-cube?.

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    • 44 k

    KRYTEN: Could we take a break for a while it appears my inteligence curcuits have melted.

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    • 52 k

    KRYTEN: Engage panic curcuits, panic curcits engaged... ARRRRGGGGGGGG!!!

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    • 15 k

    KRYTEN: Just call me badass

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    • 29 k

    LISTER: Are you OK man?

    KRYTEN: I'm fine thankyou Suzan

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    • 106 k

    KRYTEN: What a smeeeeeee.. what a smeeeeeeeee... what a smeeeeeg heeeeeeeedddd.

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