If you are looking for a particular quote they are filed with:

All Samples | Cat | Kryten | Rimmer | Lister

64 k

CAT: Sisiumfrankalithicmixiolabilliumrixydixydoxydexytroxide.

  • Click here to hear a sound sample of it!
  • (if you think you can spell it better mail the webmaster)

    160 k

    CAT: There is a wise old Cat saying which I think aplies in this situation it goes... What are you talking about dog breath?

  • Click here to hear a sound sample of it!
  • 140 k

    KRYTEN: What on earth are we going to do?

    CAT: I goddit! we laser our way through

    KRYTEN: Ah! an excelent suggestion sir with only two minor draw-backs, one we don't have a power source for the lasers, and two we dont have any lasers

  • Click here to hear a sound sample of it!
  • 92 k

    RIMMER: Can you imagine a society composed entirely of me?

    CAT: I'm trying not to, last time I did that it took me a week to dry the matress!

  • Click here to hear a sound sample of it!
  • 123 k

    KRYTEN: They've taken Mr Rimmer, sir they've taken Mr Rimmer.

    CAT: Quick lets get out of here before they bring him back

  • Click here to hear an actual sound sample of that!

  • 58 k

    KRYTEN: Mr Rimmer would be efectivly dead.

    CAT: Hey, things are lookin' up already.

  • Click here to hear a sound sample of that!

  • 91 k

    CAT: All in all 100% sucessful trip!

    KRYTEN: But sir, we lost Mr Rimmer.

    CAT: All in all 100% sucessful trip!

  • Click here to hear a sound sample of it!

  • Back to the RedDwarf site