  31 k |
LISTER: Drop dead Rimmer
RIMMER: Already have done
LISTER: Encore
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RIMMER: If we board that ship and get captured were finished. However, if we board that ship don't get captured but the super-structure disintergrates around us were finished. On the other hand, if we board that ship don't get captured and the super-structure dosen't disintegrate arround us, but we can't find any fuel we are in fact finished
LISTER: Thats about the shape of it yeah
KRYTEN: After you with the balls sir
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LISTER: Rimmer, the escape pod is not an option.
RIMMER: Why not?.
LISTER: It escaped last thursday, I was having a few beers, I couldn't be bothered moving so I used the release mechanisim as a bottle opener.
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LISTER: Oh Smeg, What the smeg in smeg has he smegging done, he's smeggin' killed me! |
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LISTER: Why don't we scrape away this mortor here, slide one of these bricks out, then using rope weaved from stands of this hessian, rig up a kind of pulley system, so when a guard comes in we set up a trip wire so he gets laid out then we put Rimmer in the guards uniform, he leads us out we steal some swords and fight our way back to the bug...
KRYTEN: Or we could use the teleporter.
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411 k |
LISTER: Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a complete smegpot, brains in the anal reigon, chin absent presumed missing, genitalia small and inoffensive of no value or interest.
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