Welcome to the Pirate King's Lair!

Visitor number since 19/09/96.

My apologies for the rather, hmm, threadbare appearance but I just don't seem to be able to make piracy pay.

In fact, I've had to vary piracy with a little consultancy (orphans welcome!).

Inbetween w**k (a four letter word beginning with "W" ending in "K" and meaning "to abuse oneself") I relax with my crew and indulge in some pastimes which include:

• netsailing
• SF
• music
• serial art
• theatre

I am also a loyal subject of The Smut Empire.

Here are some of the chandlers who supply my ship (the SS. Vindictive).

• The Pirate King's Gallery of stuff: hall 1, hall 2, hall 3, hall 4 hall 5, and hall 6.
• The food of the Gods.
• The Pirate King's Bumper Book of sad jokes.
• The Pirate King's Heroes.
• The Pirate King's Couples of the Year.

I have travelled a little bit in the last 2 years. Here are some of my experiences:

A wedding in Switzerland.

Japan: including local newspapers.

A trip to America: New York, Seattle, Chicago, New York revisited.

Odds and ends:

The Lard Pages.

The reason why.