This merrie band of gentry was formed to fulfil the following holy missions:
Membership is restricted to those persons who have either (a) studied at the University of Portsmouth and lived in the Emperor's Winter Palace or (b) are the favoured associates of those who did so.
From our humble beginnings we have spread the length and breadth of England and have even penetrated Northern Europe and the Far East. Although disguised as "career progression" this is in fact an insidious and oblique plan to dominate the world.
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