A few Red Dwarf sounds

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"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

Terrible guitar noise "Yeah, the axe man is back"

"Do I have a head shaped like an amusing ice-cube"

"Could we take a break for a while, it appears my intelligence circuits have melted"

"Engage panic curcits, Panic curcits engaged... waaahhhggh"Favourite

"Just call me badass"

"Emergency, Emergency, there's an emergency going on."

"Are you OK man" "I'm fine thankyou Suzan"Favourite

"Ecscuse me gentlemen while I have a humiliating panic attack under the scanner table."

"What a smeeeee... what a smeeeee... what a smeeee heeeeeeeeeeed"FavouriteFavourite