The Tanner Family Mugshots
This page contains the skeletons in our cupboards and even some mugshots. You don't really want to click the thumbnails, do you?
- Tom attempts to be the father of the family. Works as a ‘Principal Software Engineer’ at 3Com. (Un)fortunately, no-one where he works knows what a ‘Principal Software Engineer’ actually does.
When not pretending to work, he plays on his computer at home, or reads books or bullies the children because they can beat him at all his computer games.
- Elizabeth is a full time wife and mother ‘because who else would want to look after you lot?’.
She freely admits to not understanding computers, but has an RSA qualification which says she ‘can make computers talk to each other’, something her husband has yet to achieve.
- This is Timothy. Unlike other children his age, his ambition in life is to be a monk. He likes to read Harry Potter stories and the The Beano, when he is not playing football manager games on his Playstation.
- Helen is the bane of Daddy's life. Her main aims in life appears to be to keep an eye on Timothy and to marry a very rich husband. She likes reading the Redwall books and the Beano. She has a very very swish doll's house, and we (Mum and Dad) think she has her eye on owning a real house like that.
Tim & Helen‘s pictures were taken at their First Communion, Corpus Christi 1999
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