Mystic Mog: Feline Astrology
Last year I was inspired to create a Feline Astrology page: not exactly Mystic Meg—more like Mystic Mog! I am not (yet!) an expert at this, so my forecasts will be quite simple. Here are my predictions for 2002:
Capricorn (23 December − 20 January): Don't let anything get your goat this year, no matter how baadly others behave toward you.
Aquarius (21 January − 19 February): In this country there is likely to be just as much rain (and snow) as there was last year, so be careful out there, especially in the white stuff.
Pisces (20 February − 20 March): Keep away from goldfish bowls this year, as you could have an accident if you try to go fishing in one.
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Aries (21 March − 20 April): Don't let any fleecy animals you encounter ram their ideas down your throat, or lambast you in any way.
Taurus (21 April − 21 May): You will no doubt continue to charge around your home from time to time, but beware of china as it is easily broken.
Gemini (22 May − 21 June): You will have double the fun this year, and hopefully will not have to share it with another this time.
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Cancer (22 June − 23 July): here's something to try this year: confound your enemies by walking sideways, as only Cancerian felines can do.
Leo (24 July − 24 August): Your famed leonine aggression should ensure you always get the lion's share of everything on offer.
Virgo (24 August − 23 September): Your sign is named after what Humans call a snooker player and commentator. This means that you'll have the balls for any task you will face.
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Libra (24 September − 23 October): You are always great at balancing, which can come in handy in certain situations.
Scorpio (24 October − 22 November): Scorpions have a sting in their tail, so remember that you can always surprise any opponent with a good tail-whip.
Sagittarius (23 November − 202 December): Saving the best until after having dealt with all the other signs, I predict that you will always have the last laugh. The happiest cats are Sagittarians, including the ever-smiling Cheshire Cat.
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If you would like to ask me a question,
send me an email at
scooter@acornusers.org and I'll try to answer your query.
