| NAME | AS IN... | SUBMITTED BY |
| Bicycle park | "Bicycle park, I still love you." (by the Three Degrees) | Mark Wallace |
| Sid Down | "Sid Down, next to me." | John Ward |
| John Wallaby | "All by myself, John Wallaby, all by myself..." | John Ward |
| Rover | "He called her Rover (whistle)" (from Copacabana by Barry Manilow) | John Ward |
| Baby Itsa | "All right now, Baby Itsa, all right now..." | John Ward |
| A ewe | "I feel good, so good, I've got a ewe!" | John Ward |
| A lemon dip | "Just stick it in your lemon dip" (from You Should Be Dancing by the Bee Gees) | Danny a.k.a. L'Enfant Sauvage |
| Eddie Waring | "I'm on the turning for the inspiration Tell Eddie Waring there is no salvation" (from Chain Reaction by Diana Ross) | William a.k.a. Free Radical Media |
| Evil arm bands | "She's just a devil woman with evil arm bands" (from Devil Woman by Cliff Richard) | William a.k.a. Free Radical Media |
| Torquay | "Happy Torquay Torquay happy Torq..." (from South Pacific) | John Ward |
| Sue Lawley | "Sue Lawley..." (supposedly "So Lonely"; by The Police) | Nancy Boston / Graybags |
| Birmingham and Luton | "That's why we gonna be Birmingham and Luton tonight" (supposedly "Burnin' and a-lootin'" from the song of the same name by Bob Marley) | Nancy Boston |
| Fried Chicken | "Just gimme gimme gimme gimme Fried chicken" (from One Vision by Queen) | Nancy Boston / Dave Laird |
| Miss Miller | "Let him go Miss Miller We will not let him go" (from Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen) | Nancy Boston |
| Dick the Horse | "Dick the Horse with boughs of holly Tra-la-la-la-laa-la-la-la-la" (from Deck the Halls) | Nancy Boston |